
One evening, after looking too long at Pinterest, I decided that I would stop designing mittens. The world has too many mitten knitting patterns. I was working on a knitted tank top pattern at the time and thought, “I’ll just do garments now.” I even spoke the words aloud to my husband, “I’m not going to design hats and mittens anymore.”
I woke up early the next morning and started doodling on my stitchmastery program (a grid that you can use to design color-work). Very quickly I made a little design into a grid that was the size of children’s mittens. Cute. And I grabbed some yarn and cast-on.
My love for knitting mittens is obsessive like those who always have a sock project going. Just to be clear, I do not need this many mittens. There are a few days each year that I go somewhere cold enough to wear them myself. Sure, I’ll give some away, but most of my loved ones have all the mittens they will ever need.
In the early days of designing knitting patterns, I would write up my notes and put it out for free. That’s what my blog was used for. After a while, I decided to up my game and hire an editor. I was working on a sweater pattern and that was a whole other beast. Now I have all of my patterns professionally edited and that costs money. I now charge for these patterns so I can pay my editor.
With the way of the internet now, it is not possible to put out anything for “free”. Free just means that someone else can take it and use it to make money. Over the last two decades the internet went from a super cool crowd-sourcing tool to an algorithm-driven, slop filled, commerce-centric shit show. Since the internet is the way I share my patterns, I’m stuck with it. That sense of wanting to quit isn’t about not making the actual knitting pattern – that part is fun, I love it! What I was wanting to quit is the internet. Unfortunately knitting pattern designing and the internet go hand-in-hand.

Just for fun I’m re-posting this free pattern. The fun is in the breaking of the link for the sights that use this pattern to make money. It’s all over Pinterest and links you to a bunch of shitty AI free pattern websites. It’s probably a waste of time because AI will just check all the links and fix them. Anyway, if you are looking for the free knitting pattern Hibernus here it is.
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